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Subject: DA BLUSH
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ibrozia 30.04.11 - 12:45pm
E FEW LADIES WERE HAVING BRUNSH AND TWO OF THEM WAS HORRIFIED AT THE STATE OF THEIR MENU '''' OH NOoO THE FIRST ONE CHOKED THIS CANT BE! THE SECOND LADY SPUN ROUND GRABBING THE WATER JUG.
THE WAITER SAID ; WHAT IS WRONG...WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU PUT IN THE SCONES?
WELL IT'S CALLED BLUSH BUT I THINK THE BAKER FORGOT HIS GLASSES THIS MORNING. . .
APOLOGIES *
goldreef 22.12.11 - 07:42pm
Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want, said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says,now shove em' all up your ass. The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh. Why you laughing? asked the farmer. To which the man replied, My friend is out picking watermelons! *
